Stupidity is a problem with no solution.

If someone has Aladdin's lamp, and wished for all stupid people to disappear - there'd still be nothing stopping a smart couple from creating a stupid child.

Same argument for good/evil. Every once in a while, even in a utopian society, a serial killer is born.

That's dumb.

If a magic being has the power to make all stupid people disappear, it would certainly have the power to make women miscarry stupid babies

Why the fuck would you wish for any of that and not a light saber.

Solutions don't allow for light scattering, are stable, cannot be filtered, and are in a single phase.

Exactly like a light saber.

if u had a light saber u cud just kill pregnant women b4 they carry their stupid babies 2 full term

We're not talking about _my_ wishes. You don't want to know what my wishes would be.

You're right, but make no mistake, not wanting to know is what makes it fapworthy when you tell us. So please, don't tell us. I'll wait.

Well, Gattica said stupid people couldn't go to space, so..FUTURE!

This appears to be Illinois in case you couldn't stand not knowing, like I did.

Also, how many times do I have to learn on this site that SoCal is way the fuck more relaxed than the rest of the country?

It can be difficult at times to distinguish some religious thinking from schizophrenia.

...What women's restroom are YOU using?

Some of the nastiest bitches there pop the grossest squats and spray the seat with as much piss as you can imagine (goddamn hoverers). They either don't flush or they leave toilet paper on the floor, they leave pubic hair on the seat and period blood dripping down the outside of the bowl. The sink counters and floors have puddles of water, and used paper towels are spilling out of the waste bin. I've even seen part of a turd smeared on the floor.

Of course, none of that compares to the one time I saw a used adult diaper in the used tampon receptacle. Now that was a stench that almost called my breakfast back up.

I am male, but il fiore bel reiterates everything that my lovely wife describes about using public women's toilets.

Men be nasty, but women be nasty too, yo.

'toilet hoverer' is going to be my new term for people who think they're too good to make the simple, reasonable compromises everybody else makes every day just to function at a basic level

He also forgot about priests in general.

I am sure he didn't forget about 'priests in general'. All of the priests that are not exactly his style are going straight to hell, and he is 1000% sure of it.

*****

With your luck you'll walk into a really progressive church and do this, and then feel like an asshole until you drink it off.