And God spoketh, saying "Thou hast made red thy 18-wheeler trailer, and for such do I smite thee, for a red trailer is an abomination unto the Lord, who be-ith me, and so I sayeth, for reasons that surpasseth the mortal understanding of thee and thine, but trusteth me, it is nasty". And lo, it came to pass that a tornado fuckethed up all before the camera, in the lands of somewhere in the midwest, Amen.