From the man who later gave us love blooming on the battlefield, Raiden, and a commando made of bees

You forgot shady power groups containing even shadier power groups.

"I'M READY! COME ON UP LITTLE FELLAHS!"

"I WANT MY PIZZA! WHERE'S MY PIZZA?"

The Pizza was better with 32-bit sound effects.

I need this game

wait a minute.. robots don't eat pizzas. ROBOTS DON'T EAT PIZZAS!

Why do people play these stupid games?

the music makes this clip. MAKES IT EVEN MORE BORING.

I never knew you had a latent appliance fetish, Gillian.