This was the first evidence I ever saw that Bob Saget doesn't suck all the way after all.

This is pretty much his regular act.

They have a paper route, they go to school, and then you fuck 'em.

Bob Saget wants me to die.
He wants me fucked in the mouth, covered in shit stains with my sister's vagina draped over my face screaming fuck you white people with a knife in her neck.

Danny Tanner, ladies and gentlemen.