memedumpster - 2016-06-11
So, the Kroger stores here now have false voices that have inflections and tone on the u-scan machines to replace the toneless, soulless voices. I hate them. Every time it says "remove last item from the bagging area" it has this condescending, aggressive tone now. Since the machines fuck up and call for help constantly, checking out makes you have to be talked down to six or seven times per cart.
This video is that tone from one end to the other, it is the standard way humans now communicate. We have no way of speaking other than punchworthy anymore, as a culture.
U-scan violence is going to spike soon, I predict.
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