I think the only thing terrorized by Kurt Saxon were his immediate neighbors and the fingers on his left hand.

For example, he claim nicotine is a potent toxin, yet we've seen several clips of people voluntarily consuming that much chewing tobacco in under a minute without permanent ill effect. What gives, Kurt? ARE YOU LYING TO US, MAN!?!?

The whole terrorist Martha Stewart thing at the beginning was pure gold. Kurt Saxons Kitchen would make a hell of a cooking show.