Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

That was way more enjoyable than it had any right to be

"Hello? Shunji? I've got a great idea for a movie. I need as many kaiju costumes as you can get."

"..."

"No, that's too many."

It's better because it aired as filler between kids television.

Just randomly red man shows up between anime or sentai shows and beats a monster to death.

McBainnoman.

I dare you to think of a better way of disposing of smelly, old costumes.