How long until some ween contacts Social Security?

Gene or Dean?

Sorry, didn't mean the band. "Ween" is Sonichu-fandom-speak for a low-functioning troll. It is usually used by Chris's non-self-aware trolls in order to refer to any and all trolls (other than themselves) - much the same way as the word "hipster" is used by hipsters.

A bunch of weens wrote a 3,000 word article on the phenomenon here:

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Weening

They don't get to use that word. "Ween" is off the books for anyone other than that band and pulling babby from the titty... okay, with that second definition maybe it is appropriate...

Nice try, but it's not cool to ween on the Kiwis. They're too smart to fall for that kind of trolling.

Maybe if you pretended to be Shigeru Miyamoto, Meme, you might have better luck...

EH you're starting to sound like the fake slang the bullies would use in a Christian children's cartoon from 1993.

No way, OZ. Only an A-log would try sounding like that!

And anyways, trolling gets you prickly-wicklies. Heartsweets don't give their china to just anyone with a duck and comeuppance; boyfriend-free girls are saltier than that, and can tell when you've been an enemy of True Love and Happiness. So don't worry, I won't give you a hippopotamus weight on your mind by "making up fake slang" like some naive slow-in-the-mind; all my words are True and Honest.

You can talk the talk, I'll grant you that, EH. But. Dare you ...walk the walk?

It never really dawned on me until today how strange CWC-speak must seem to the non-initiated.

O rather, I had no more idea about that than a chipmunk's bounty of bananas. ***snaps fingers, takes a long, slow drag on my blackmarket moon-grown tobacky-stick***