I like the cut of his jib.

needs 'north texas' or 'dallas' tag

anyone who has lived in the metroplex is hopefully familiar with the unique blend of fatalistic and utterly morbid humor, a style i remember being championed by gordon keith of sports radio 1310 the ticket. this is a pure distillation of that with an only slight political spin, it's truly a unique and fascinating phenomenon that approaches goth

5 for how worthless Texans are.

5 for 0:05