Yeah, don't judge this totally not Uncle Tom motherfucker for calling BLM a hate group and demanding they be legally labeled as such on stage at the RNC

He cannot serve white authority because he IS white authority (as BLM would have you believe).
Just say "race traitor", it's what you really mean.

That's what white conservatives say to defend their Toms. Like liberals are boxing them into a certain mindset. Not saying blacks must all think the same way, but it's obvious when you're on the side of the GOP and white conservatives that you're not on the side of black America.

How are liberals not boxing them into a certain mindset when if they don't agree with the liberal MO they are called Uncle Toms?

How can you not be an Uncle Tom and not think inside that box? That would be like questioning if Christians have to believe in Christ or not. If they don't believe in Christ they're not Christians, just as a black who agrees with Rush Limbaugh is an Uncle Tom.

Maybe he just hates black people because he is a cop?

Being white doesn't keep people out of ISIS either.

Officer Tom, then?

You guys referring to this dude as an Uncle Tom is only tangentially removed from you calling him a nigger. If anything it is more insidious. Draw your own conclusions, but I think you are really deceiving yourself if you say otherwise.

Pft... You're the racist for defending this bitch made Uncle Tom.

(Strumming 12 string )

G.O.P to Uncle Tom.
G.O.P to Uncle Tom.
Take your oxy pills, and put your helmet on.

(great swirling mellotron riffs winding up to a big punch)

This is G.O.P to Uncle Tom,
You've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know who's shirt you wear?
Now it's time to make a statement, if you dare!

This is Uncle Tom to G.O.P
I'm stepping to the floor.
And I'm floating in a most familiar way.
Seems the opiates are kicking in today!

For here, am I talking to the rednecks.
Racists and white supremes.
Planet earth ain't Blue, and there's nothing I can do...

(outro)

It's not just his views, but how he allows himself to become a prop.

There's no racist like a "liberal" racist.

There's no such thing, MC Lyte.

You know what a racist liberal is called? A conservative.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

All this fighting! This is not the Pony Way!

At least some of this has to be satire

Man, I've been away too long. When did Cena_mark turn from a ridiculous sophomoric conservative into a ridiculous sophomoric liberal?

after the great shaming of 2015

Skininny, incorrect. I transformed from a sophomoric conservative, to an enlightened, intelligent, and sophisticated liberal.

It was earlier than that. I think I really made my full turnaround sometime in 2012, cause I wanted Obama to win reelection.
I lost my belief in supply side economics along with some pony magic that turned me around. Applejack is truly a country liberal in the same vein as Willie Nelson.

This is exactly why the alt-right is a thing

"You know what a racist liberal is called? A conservative."

For quite some time, black progressives have found white progressives to be fairweather friends at best, too oblivious to even consider the possibility that they've got their own racism to work on. Look at the responses to BLM; a lot of the vitriol comes from the Left, and sounds eerily similar to Dittoheads circa 1995. Racist liberals exist, unfortunately.

But -- whatever dairyqueenlatifah is going on about is a different topic altogether, and has a lot more to do with trying to justify the open and deliberate racism that conservatives practice.

And I figure it's bad form for whites to try to decide who's an "Uncle Tom" and who isn't. Besides, Uncle Tom in the original book was a decent man who did subversive things like help other slaves escape; dude gets an undeservedly bad rap. If he weren't fictional he'd probably whup people's asses Wesley Willis style.

They are a hate group, all of my stars are for the sheriff. Let's see you spend 30 years as a cop, SolRo.

Oh and you can call him an Uncle Tom if you want, but that term is inherently racist.

I'll bet his best dance move is the Carlton Banks.

I wish I had more stars to give hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAu44wVgb58

Thank you!

This guy uses every textbook logical fallacy to pimp every textbook white supremacist talking point, including straight up denial.

This is also Don at his most lovably vexed.

Also, the comments!

White liberals have this weird thing where they think they need to constantly pat black people on the head when they do things they like and viciously ostracize the ones who step out of line. Zizek has talked about this behavior at length. He says it's like the relationship between a pet owner and their dog - that they're subconsciously using operant conditioning on blacks and other racial minorities to encourage a desirable pattern of behavior.

Or it could also just be that this guy is a giant piece of shit who marginalizes the problems of racial minorities and adopts racist speech the same as any other dumb right wing shithead racist and people are just calling him out on it.

Granted, you can't stroke your beard and get your reddit cred with that explanation, but, PROTIP: It's actually the correct one.

Oh oops, I forgot that dairyqueenshithead was one of the dumb alt-right "ironic" racist SOCIAL ENGINEERING LOL 4chan style fucktards around here.

Never mind..carry on.

Oh God no. Black people say stuff that I don't like all the time, and they're not necessarily Uncle Toms because of it. Homophobia, for example, is all-too common in the black community, and it disgusts me. And yet, they aren't Uncle Toms. The blacks who shot police officers recently said (and did) stuff I find repulsive, and yet they too are not Uncle Toms.

You see, what makes a black an Uncle Tom is when he spouts (and appears to firmly believe) the same bullshit opinions of the White Establishment (here represented by the GOP) that are at heart rooted in racism. In other words, Uncle Toms identify with their white oppressors and are thus racist against their own kind.

See how this guy meets the definition, but "blacks who say something I don't like" doesn't?

Well said Axaxgoaras.

the cuckservative idea is that this situation is supposed to make 'all them queer hippy liebruls' freeze up like a cliché robot with conflicting instructions.

"A BLACK MAN SAID A CONSERVATIVE THING! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!"

And they get really defensive and pissy when we spot uncle tom from 20 miles away and call him what he is.

LOL OH WOW, I'm "alt-right" now? I'm "anything-right" now?

Amazing. I'm a quarter-White, quarter-Chickasaw, half-Mexican gay atheist who loathes the Republican party, loathes neocons, loathes /pol/, loathes stormfaggotry, consistently stands up for free speech, secular democracy, religious freedom, the right to self-determine, gender equality, racial equality, and votes exclusively democrat.

Go on, please, tell me more about how my standing up for liberal principals somehow makes me a far right conservative in this alternate universe you inhabit. I'm thoroughly intrigued.

DWQ; 'BLM marches through the streets chanting for cops to be murdered'

I'm not sure what "DWQ" means, but yes, that is an accurate statement. Search Youtube, you'll find more than one occasion where they do this. Also they've proven themselves to be highly homophobic as they love to crash LGBT events and make it all about them.

You're just sticking your head in the sand and insisting these things aren't happening/calling me a nazi for pointing them out. It's infantile and idiotic.

"consistently stands up for free speech..."

Except for where it concerns BLM.

"religious freedom"

Except for where it concerns Islam. 'I used to defend Islam but...'

I find the term offensive because it assumes all black people have to share the same opinions, and that a black conservative is automatically "trying to be white" or "brainwashed". It assumes they can't logically think for themselves. So it must be they are trying to not be black!

Fuck that term.

That would be one way to top last years 'actor being really stupid at the RNC' stunt

Oh my God! He really does! Ghost stars to Gmork.