11 year old's answering machine? This should be kept private.

Apparently her *mother* leaked this...

I can't remember a single movie this dork's been in, but I sure as Hell will remember him for this.

Kim Basinger is a bitch

______'s a hell of a drug. I want to punch and cry.

I have cognitive dissonance - he's a celebrity,yet somehow,it appears he may be WRONG,or even BAD!

class act

what an amazing prick. he is in real life too. ass.

I still like him better than his brothers. Take that as you will.

Whatever.

what a juicy dish of celebrity scandal

Of all the people to have as parents. That poor girl is going to end up on so many drugs.

Meh. My parents talked worse to me when I was 11. They still do. I am a sad 30-yo-man.

Parts of this would be great on an answering machine.