cognitivedissonance  - 2016-08-31
The only thing in my life I'm not neurotic about is my absolutely normal sized dong. It would cheerfully carry Mr. Sperm to Mrs. Egg is that's what I wanted it to do.
At least my dick is normal.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-08-31
She's suffering from PTPPTSD.(Post Tiny Pee Pee Traumatic Stress Disorder). This is what I miss by not being on Facebook.
Even if she's getting penis enlargement ad revenue, this really seems like a joke, and a pretty funny one. I can't tell if I should be offended, and a good rule of thumb is if you can't tell if you should be offended, don't be offended.
True story. I measured my dick twice: once when I was 14, and once when I was 30. When I was 14, it was about 7 inches. When I was 30, it was abut 6 inches. Maybe it's shrinking, but I prefer to believe (and it seems far more likely) that when I was 14, I cheated somehow.
Inb4 Evil Homer tries to get me to check it again. The five Five Stars are for whatever Homer posts below, because I'm sure it'll be hilarious.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-08-31 She has two small channels and they're pretty entertaining, especially the one where she explains jelquing.
I'm pretty sure it's not a joke but I'm also pretty sure she's hamming it up, and also at least one of the videos is some kind of "small penis humiliation" thing so yeah.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-08-31 I don't even know what got this on my feed but now I'm getting a lot of stripper vlogs in my related videos, I bet there's a lot of untapped material down that rabbit hole.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-08-31 Wait, I was wrong, she has at least 5 more channels in the related channels for this channel. A veritable new media empire!
Here's a representative video description, from the video "Grow Your Pathetic Maggot Dick and Make Her Wanna Suck It." This is definitely some subtle humiliation fetish thing AND a penis enlargement ad revenue thing all in one:
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EvilHomer - 2016-08-31 DUDE.
I just caught a fucking Slowpoke, AND a Pikachu!
Also a Bulbasaur.
It's like a goddamn Pokemon orgy down at the boardwalk tonight.
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EvilHomer - 2016-08-31 Sorry, what are we talking about now?
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EvilHomer - 2016-08-31 Well, in the case, I found an extra-small Jigglypuff, too.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-08-31
Googling how to turn off safe mode.
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Xenocide - 2016-08-31
"I don't talk to guys, I fuck them." This woman is an inspiration.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-08-31
I figure that the size of my dick is pretty low on the list of reasons why this woman wouldn't fuck me.
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