I keep expecting Luigi to bust in on ice skates brandishing a rocket launcher

That poor dog.

He totally stole that Bozo's wannbe's show. This is awful and at the same time I want to see more.

MORE.

Thank you camera! But your children are in another studio.

Facial hair thievery!

If only they'd spent a bit more of their budget on cocain, we'd have a real kid's show.

Mario is a bad security guard?

I feel like I'm watching something I was never meant to see

Ninconkoopa?

5'd for bringing up childhood memories I tried to suppress.