I wonder if Ron enjoyed his hustler life or if it was an as-seen-on-TV hell

You're going to love his nuts.

Chops the dice.

I've always been a sucker for as-seen-on-TV shit even when I know it won't work.

I do miss the days when the field was dominated by folks like Popeil, though. It used to be when I ordered a Coffee Twiddler or Pocket Corn Holer my money was going to some poor schlub who'd thrown off the yoke of day-job oppression to chase their dreams.

Nowadays, the suppliers of ASoTV shit are big companies and their shit is built in third-world sweatshops.

Still, I did just buy Bowl Lights for both our toilets.