I do like this song. Cena has used My Time is Now for over a decade, maybe it is time for something new. Cena hasn't rapped in a long time. I'm sure he could make a new theme himself if he wanted.

Well I worked really hard on creating a medley of every Disney Afternoon theme song and replacing all the proper nouns with "Cena," but sure, WWE, just pick someone else's submission. I don't care.

*weeps for exactly five months*

Is this real? I think it might be fake. I say that because the lyrics clearly mention his "huge cock", and that would never pass muster in the PG-era.

Last week I found out that one of my coworkers is either the aunt or the mother (I forget which) of John Cena's ex girlfriend.

She has some pretty good wrestling anecdotes, too, but they're all from the 70s and 80s.

I was skeptical of the new song at first, too, but trust me it grows on you.

i could imagine wwe adopting something like this just to try and stymie the memelords. they'd probably do it whilst trying like the dickens to put over roman reigns yet again.

also, quick point of poe-order: is it a thing that there's no crossover between the "john cena" tag and the "jorts" tag? like a "no spoilers in tags" sort of thing-type thing? because jorts are obviously a cena thing.