Belongs in the same category as cartoon Meat-O-Vision, Patrick Stewart's screenplay in his scene on Extras, and Freddie Quell's daydream in The Master.
Quite literally, actually, Mr. Teas is just Monsieur Hulot plus large breasts.
Also, in one of the interview segments for his E! True Hollywood Stories episode back in the 90s, Russ said that he lost his virginity in the army when he was stationed in Paris, but that was really an international effort because apparently Ernest Hemingway paid for the hooker after Russ met him at a cafe and they spent the afternoon drinking together.