" He is now the 4th Cumberland player to try to run out of Grant field"

Brutal. For some reason, I enjoy Football movies and dramatic presentations, but have no interest in actually watching the sport itself, even our Canadian version thereof.

I knew Heismann was supposed to be one of the primary shapers of the sport we now call football, but I didn't realize he was Georgia Tech's coach back then. It makes this whole slaughter seem like an elaborate SAW-level deathtrap.

I've never seen American football, but now I know the sport allows two athletes to be tied together to become one, I probably will.