"I'm not drunk, it's the JUDICIAL SYSTEM!"

Shut up, ignorant. after Hooker and Baleen sought to slander the hell out of me. they started it. so it's alright for people to mess with me all because I'm not mentally stable and also because I'm a Christian?

EVERYONE, you can say whatever you want. you're all a bunch of losers anyway except for EvilHomer. Hooker and Baleen on PoeTV are the ones who started this whole mess by submitting some of my videos from youtube onto PoeTV and then maliciously slandering me and manipulating me as some kind of crazy person. Those two people are the ones who are a lost cause and seriously screwed up in the head. Why don't you all grow up and get a life.

Gmork stop being such an ignorant.

yogarfield, what, should a man of GOD like me use stronger language? or are you being serious?

Sorry guys! I'll try to be more of an educated!

yeah Gmork, won't you try getting a brain, stupid retard.

YOU ALL are a bunch of crackheads, lowlifes, retards, immature little brats who have no brains, EVERYONE OF YOU. why don't you all try getting a life and actually getting a brain. until then, you're all a bunch of worthless jerk-offs who serve no real purpose in this world. You're all the biggest lost causes ever known to man-kind. ::showing middle finger at all of you::

This is all EvilHomer's doing: he released Bat from some basement sublevel of the site earlier today. Naughty Homer.

He got out on his own. I just happened to see him wandering around the lobby, and gave him directions to the Submissions Office. It's the least I could do for a man of God and a fellow Norma Jean fan.

Besides, he seems like a nice guy, and he knows karate.

*****

KARATE SKILLZ

https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images04/6/93de9b8f71284ed89a7c8d 4cc3aa6782/full.jpg

Does this look like a man who will take a bunch of shit from a group of goddamned POETS? I think not.

Image link didn't work. =(

http://www.myspace.com/TheBATiam

http://tinyurl.com/zsd27ad

Whoa, calm this shit down. We do not set off the sirens for anyone except Brian Harrod.

Yeah, agreed. This guy didn't steal a single joke.

Am I the only one that thinks this dude is jerking off throughout most of his speech?

YOU ALL are a bunch of crackheads, lowlifes, retards, immature little brats who have no brains, EVERYONE OF YOU. why don't you all try getting a life and actually getting a brain. until then, you're all a bunch of worthless jerk-offs who serve no real purpose in this world. You're all the biggest lost causes ever known to man-kind. ::showing middle finger at all of you::

you need 5 stars for EPIC FAILURE just for living in this world.

Good DAY sir!

For me, the shock was learning that you're all crackheads. Apparently, I'm the only heroin user on this site.

YOU ALL are a bunch of crackheads, lowlifes, retards, immature little brats who have no brains, EVERYONE OF YOU. why don't you all try getting a life and actually getting a brain. until then, you're all a bunch of worthless jerk-offs who serve no real purpose in this world. You're all the biggest lost causes ever known to man-kind. ::showing middle finger at all of you::

This includes you too StanlyPain, idiotic retard.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=136283

Looking at his related videos:

single digit views
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and now this will break 3 digits.

You guys have made him "Viral."

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=152758

That was yesterday.

Can you pray for God to make you smarter? Is that a thing? Can God give someone mental stability? Does GOD have the power to heal mental illness?

Because that's what I would ask for if I believed in God. I'd ask Him to make me some kind of genius, even if it is so you could serve Him better.

Kingofthennothing, you know nothing. GOD Himself knows I'm not mentally ill. you're not the one to judge me. you know nothing about me. let GOD tell you how wrong you are for the kind of thoughts and gestures you have about me. man, why do i even bother wasting my time with all of you on here? That's the only thing that would make me look stupid on here! You're all not worth anyone's time.

And Baleen's momma!

That guy, THANK YOU. well said!

that guy was clearly taking the piss ya dingbat

EVERYONE here is an exhibit. It doesn't matter if you post a video, you comment on a video, or if you are the subject of a video.

Try not to take us overmuch serious.

The burn the confederate flag guy, and he seemed really nice.

Hey now, let's keep it above the belt.

That's what the kids said.

Hey man, I'm just saying what I heard.

not to mention the eating of the babies!

If he could take this mockery a little less seriously he might make a good addition to the roster.

If Cena_Mark turned face, who's to say Bat couldn't?

His Mike Judge is very good.

Mr Bat, would you be willing to do another rant about baleen, only this time, in the character of Mr Anderson? "Ah caught him a h-whacking in mah tool shed" etc etc

I second EH's motion.

Everyone on PoETV is a bouncer. We all know bounce fu.

that was meant for poorwill

I hope poorwill reads my important comment

I see you.

Bowel-een

it's pronounced "Pee-Ow-Ehh Tee Vee"

Bow-leen, Bow-leen, Bow-leen, Bow-leeeeen!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man!

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Take 'em, memedumpster.

I was just about to ask who here says "Poe" or "p-o-e."

i personally say "P-O-E", but i was making a bad and very dated joke about another forum.

I wish I could get a call out on here just so I can hear someone say "scrotum h vainglorious"

I jacked into the PoeTV matrix.

Dude... so... hmmm... forget it.

Okay, so did anyone else get attacked by Demi Moore in the poeTV Matrix? NOT SAYING that I was victimized... but...

So... the new CD-R is lookin' good!

Damn straight. You tell em, Bat!

Exemplary Christian behavior.

I feel like, of the three people that have submitted videos of you, IamBAT is the most responsible for making you look crazy.

A true man of God would never say such things. BAT, you have Satan in your heart and I rebuke thee in the name of the Catholic God.

that baleen is always stirring up trouble

As I said in the other video:

"God's true chosen people are monster trucks.

Those who drive them, and those who gawk at their carnage, are devilspawn.

So saeth a moldy old tome I found under a rock. It was written down a long time ago so it must be true!"

BOW BEFORE YOUR MONSTER TRUCK GOD!

This guy thinks he can talk shit about poetv users and not take heavy damage. Doesn't he know poets are not to be f*cked with?

I just farted within two feet of your face. It's really rank.