betamaxed  - 2016-10-29
I once had a problem with wasps in my apartment and therefore I am jealous of this man and his wasp killing inventions.
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Bobonne - 2016-10-29
Humanity's champion in the war against the wasp.
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Bort - 2016-10-29
I've occasionally looked on Amazon for a remote-control fire truck that could squirt a stream of water; presumably it could also do wasp poison. Let the little fuckers do a suicide run on a toy truck, their valor will be for nothing.
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StanleyPain - 2016-10-29 I know they make little automated sprayers for keeping cats away from things, I'm sure you could just put poison in it instead. The downside is that I think the motion sensors would probably not react to something as small as a wasp.
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Bort - 2016-10-29 Rather than targeting individual wasps, I was thinking more of a remote-control fire truck that could drive to within a few feet of the next, spray it with insecticide, and drive away. Sting all you want you little fuckers, it ain't gonna help.
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Bort - 2016-10-29 "Nest" not "next" goddammit.
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Mother Lumper - 2016-10-29
I just tethered an electric bug zapper to a pole leaned to the window a hive of yellow jackets had infested and it wiped them all out by evening.
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TeenerTot - 2016-10-29
I had yellow jackets going into a gap in the fascia of my house. After about two cans of wasp spray aimed up the hole, I started finding dead yellow jackets INSIDE the house.
Gives me the willies.
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memedumpster - 2016-10-29
Take that, Protestants!
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Binro the Heretic - 2016-10-29
What a terribly unimaginative wasp-killing device.
Frank Cauldhame would be so disappointed in you.
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Bobonne - 2016-10-29 It's rather beautiful in its simplicity, actually.
Make wire spin really fast.
First wasp flies into it out of a combination of obliviousness/curiousity.
Rest of the wasps trigger their 'ATTACK THE INTRUDER' instincts.
Get slaughtered en mass.
Spinning wire does not get tired. Does not care for stingings.
Man wins.
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Binro the Heretic - 2016-10-29 I know. It's the Jason Voorhees of wasp-killing devices.
Where's the elegance? Where's the art?
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Bort - 2016-10-29 Yeah, it really needs to fill the wasps with existential despair. Like, hook it up to one of those LED shake sticks programmed to display, "YOU WILL FAIL YOUR QUEEN".
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Ugh - 2016-10-29
laughed at myself for how long it took me to figure out it was a giant weedwhacker (assumed it was using an attractant/electrified or something at first)
the five stars are for the last three seconds though, which should be the new "sit, ubu, sit. good dog" or "abso.. lutely"
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