no he's bill hicks

Who ISN'T Bill Hicks?!

hey that word hurts people, you subhuman slavic retard

What did you say, MOTHERFUCKER?!

anyone can say i love you. i'll believe whoever tells me the url prefix that overrides duplicate checks, i forgot it years ago.

how about I just give you my acc. with front-page privileges?

one caveat, you must use it for good. :)

swell. i just rolled a chaotic-good druid (/warlock, hopefully), you have nothing to worry about

does this mean the peace talks have broken down

Treating someone like a normal person isn't "peace talks". Not to mention "peace talks" indicate some kind of equality (at least of force) on both sides, and you're an ineffective and juvenile nothing, so the comparison doesn't really hold up. We can't help but try to reach out and see if you're any less of a fucktard every once in a while. Couldn't, at any rate. Can only give a shitstain like you the benefit of the doubt and have it proven wrong so many times before you give up trying.

you've invited back but you have to offer an unconditional apology and wear a headdress. show some contrition

Eh wot?

Why are you so mad at Waugh, Gmork?

Maybe if waugh and EH touch dicks it will create a troll singularity and both of them will disappear!

Please stop objectifying me. I am more than a sexy piece of manmeat.

And anyway, I'm just sayin'. Love is the answer here, Gmork. Not hate.

The answer to waugh is him getting a terminal illness.

Undomesticated. The rest of you are the domesticated primates, but Alex has Super Male Vitality, and he can't be tamed.

Oh no, quite the opposite. The domesticated variety does these exaggerated threat displays because they're otherwise impotent. Surely you've seen chihuahua's when they're guarding their territory? Well this is a primate, but the mechanics are all the same.

My experience of wild animals is that they control their aggression carefully. For obvious reasons, no?

He was against Trump less than a year ago. I give it a month, tops, but you never know; Applejack might get comfortable, and decide he'd rather be the next Rachel Maddow than go back to hawking iodine and survival kits.

Jones is nothing like Applejack. Applejack isn't a shill and a conman like Jones is. She's stubborn but still rational, she's welcoming never hateful, and unlike cowards who's hate is fueled by fear AJ is brave. She even helped out Flim and Flam in this last season.

Be a shitty example of a human being in every single capacity possible?

He periodically shows up to call us idiots but refuses to say why.

It's that special unwarranted arrogance really really stupid people get where they pretend it's self evident why "all of you are obviously wrong and stupid" but they're not smart enough to actually defend their position. This site is FULL of people who are often wrong, but they at least are capable of constructing an at least half ass defense of their beliefs.

He's the worst kind of troll in that he's just hateful and provides zero entertainment value in exchange.

Ah, got it. That makes it clear as day MN.

we don't explain because we're not trying to convince you of a single thing.

what do you mean ZERO ENTERTAINMENT VALUE you fucking insolent, ungrateful nobody, you don't even appreciate how much time i had to waste on youtube to present you with the best videos you'll ever see on this low-res, forsaken backwater? fuck you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXPNSgJ0mu0

Monkey Napoleon's answer was the most concise take on waugh yet. Exactly my feelings (and everyone else's here who knows him).

Waugh is like a guy who hates everyone at his local bar but goes there all the time anyways. It's bafflingly stupid and kind of flattering at the same time.

portal of evil tv is like a party, except when it's a bar. it depends on which of your dull and miserable synapses are sputtering at the time.