thanks, sure thing

you couldn't curate your way out of a paper bag if i pissed on it for you

So predictable :)

you're a tedious cunt who hasn't expressed an original thought in his life

You really _need_ to believe that, don't you, in order to even continue functioning? How sad.

"ho ho i'm afraid you will find there's nothing you can say that i can't pretend to deflect. eat another one-star rating, fool!"

"there's no poignant criticism of me I can't ignore and then fire back half-baked edginess with. Eat another olive garden reference, fool!"

that's stupid, everybody knows you're the one who can't deal with poignancy