Brothers, I swear to you now that I was born blind, but three years ago today, while waiting for the train RICHARD DAWKINS came upon me and, and asked if I would renounce all gods and worship only HIM if HE could restore my sight. And when I agreed, HE spat into my eyes and by HIS divine powers I was once again able to see, even though it's not quite 20/20 I can see pretty good, maybe a little farsighted but I don't need glasses or nothing. And then HE commanded me to pull HIS finger, and I did, and HE farted loudly and it smelled of roses and perfume, I think that one that Gwen Stefani sells but I can't be sure. And then HE laughed, and even though it was a Saturday and the Yellow Line is only supposed to run on weekdays, it appeared out of a mist and HE boarded the train without paying HIS fare but no one said anything and HE headed off to Skokie.

And before anyone points out that I said I was born blind but later that I could once again see, my eyes worked fine in the womb.

Funny, I looked at all the posts above, and the only direct word of praise was "Also, go Dawkins". Which doesn't sound much like religious worship to me.

It's almost like you presumed anyone saying something positive about Dawkins was an atheist and as such spouted your talking point, but didn't bother paying attention to what was actually said. Which sounds downright... indoctrinated