Hey now, he clearly says he's in Missouri. Likely Southern Missouri near Tennessee, but he's not one of our dangerous eccentrics, thank you very much. We're full.

I like the conspiracy idea that airplanes are spraying spiders on everyone.

The sun is not yellow,
it is chicken.

I don't mean to rant on this again, but shit. 8 ads on this sonofabitch is gonna buy me some fine new shifters.

THEY FULL OF STUFF!