The whole Bowling Green massacre thing reminds me of this old Radio Yerevan Joke:

Question to Radio Yerevan: “Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?”
Radio Yerevan answered: “In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and fourth he didn’t win it, but rather it was stolen from him.”"

Investigate the Bowling Green massacre. The Bowling Green massacre was perpetrated by people within our own government.

"Hooker on the run!"

Haha this is great. Still, fuck Ohio State