I was hoping they'd sell this in the states. I wanted one. :(

Does it also come with the most vanilla of shakes?

Fifty Shits of Grey

I love how your average American Christian sees Israel as a sacred place of religious ideal, and of course they're behind the Adult Burger King Meal.

McDonald's is countering with a special offer where Grimace will jizz on you if you buy a large fries.

French fry oil all over my nipple tickler,mmm mmm

Subway is offering an exclusive Valentine's Day kids' meal.