Published on Sep 5, 2013

TeleSex does not mean sex on TV but actual vivid sexual intercourse sensations are transmitted wireless and can be recorded, replayed & enjoyed forever by all even after death of recording parties. Having TeleSex with celebrities is the same as playing video games. Nobody is hurt. Everybody happy. It was an original idea of DMT God 3.0 published around 1993. Michael J. Fox and AT&T were sued in NYSC for having tried to steal it [more info in the Movie].
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Category: Comedy

Had to shut it off because at that point I was just hearing his words as meaningless noises. 5:37:00 onwards is footage of a wet t-shirt contest set to someone singing softly in another language.

This kind of stuff always makes me wonder what a day in the life is like for folks like this. What does Alex Chiu do in the evenings to relax? Does Time Cube guy have a day job, do his coworkers know anything of his theories? What about the guy who thinks Stephen King killed John Lennon, what's his favorite primetime television pap to watch? Does this guy have a favorite Sunday paper comic strip? Does he interpret Family Circus the same way I do? Does Fedsmoker have a favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor? Is it Tonight Dough?

I once spent a long bus ride talking to a Nomadic Homeless Person (we had a lot of seasonal bums where I grew up), who spoke at length about the secret underground roads that run across the continent. The Illuminati-controlled goons use those roads to transport prisoners to secret concentration camps (also underground, in Canada). He had lots of other good theories. Sometimes I think of him when I see some YouTube crazy and hope he made it onto the Internet somehow, but that was years ago, so chances are slim.

paging realmone and space odin to the post

Five stars for giving me a reason to take drugs tonight after all.

Is telesex just a fancy new age way of saying beat off to?

It's a fax machine, for your dong.