Took me n a real journey.

We need to fix it so Alex gets invited onto an episode of Celebrity Jeopardy, but all the clues are things like, "Barack Obama was born in this US state and nowhere else," or "This number, which begins with 'Z' and represents the total lack of any quantity, is also the number of children who are given autism by vaccines each year."

He hates anything with objective facts which are revealed by Canadians.

Much better than what I was expecting.

Of COURSE he hates jeopardy. It's all about facts.