Hard to say, she might just have resting Slavic face.

"Donald you PROMISED the Americans would not vote for you. You said you would leak tapes and EVERYTHING."

"I TRIED, baby, I TRIED. Who knew these mongs would vote for me anyway?!"

"Just don't talk to me."

for MK

Hey guys, don't talk shit until you've walked in their shoes! The White House is a piece of shit compared to where she was living before oh wait

because donald told her that jews like gold

Yes, I just saw this thing now. It was previously deployed in Saudi Arabia. Swarthy arab princes were staring at it and appraising her like a horse or sports car. Don was clearly in his element.

As pointed out elsewhere, rubbing shoulders with the Saudi Royal Family is the first time he's looked happy since election night. His kind of people.

That classic left-handed handshake. I dunno, seems more plausible they are two godawful people being godawful to each other on a daily basis.

Let's do it! Any young billionaire hunks in here?

Right here, I'm in.

In Melania.

Some tradesman most likely: the plumber perhaps. The mansion toilets keep backing up, it's a mystery to Don. Or the groundskeeper. Look, it'd be a chore to service the woman at best, so we're talking servants not oligarchs.

Hmm. Good point.