I worked at a place that did very similar compulsory things. I lasted two full work days and, consequently, through two of their rituals during which I was silent and aghast. The shortest amount of time I'd held a job previous to that was five years, and ten years before that. Two days.

Really makes one question the purpose and effectiveness of stuff like this.

As long as we're doing roll call lets get a Sketchers tally and a ballpark YOLO tattoo figure

All my stars are for that beta male at the end. Sing, you beautiful bastard, sing!

The joy divisions aren't what they used to be...