John Holmes Motherfucker  - 2017-06-09
“This is not a book. This is libel, slander, defamation of character. This is not a book, in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of Art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty . . . what you will. I am going to sing for you, a little off key perhaps, but I will sing. I will sing while you croak, I will dance over your dirty corpse . . .
To sing you must first open your mouth. You must have a pair of lungs, and a little knowledge of music. It is not necessary to have an accordion, or a guitar. The essential thing is to want to sing. This then is a song. I am singing.”
Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
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godot - 2017-06-09 Miller benefited greatly from being 'first'. He'd have to concoct some Chuck Tingle type persona to be noticed now.
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Raggamuffin - 2017-06-09
is it like ghostbusting or more like mythbusting?
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-06-09 If it was like Ghostbusting, maybe there would be a funky these song.
I ain't afraid of no cunt!
Actually, I am.
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urbanelf - 2017-06-09
Asalamualaikum!
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Maggot Brain - 2017-06-09
He's on "Love Quest" as well :D
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jangbones - 2017-06-09
if laughing at this guy is wrong I don't want to be alt-right
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Ersatz - 2017-06-10
Bruce McCulloch needs to develop this character a bit more before he's ready for a full skit.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-06-10
Ensign, explain this video at once!
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Old_Zircon - 2017-06-10 This guy has written at least 140 books depending on where you look. Including such masterpieces as:
Let's Use Free Speech to Exalt Crystal Meth
Mr. Free Speech Stud Bangs Miss Anita Sarkeesian
School Drools, Unschooling Rules
Let's Use Free Speech to Praise Straight Edge
Jim Rohn and Other Motivators Vs. John Piper and Other Calvinists
Socialist Babe Falls in Love
How to Use Freedom of the Press to the Max
Pondering Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps: 40 Poetic Reflections
Let's Use Free Speech and Autism To Unlock Life's Mysteries
Rudolph Valentino, Justin Bieber, the Beatles, and My Female Role Model: 40 Poems
Anita Sarkeesian Screws and Otherwise Enjoys Mr. Free Speech Stud
Let's Use Free Speech to #UnionizeAccenture and #UnionizeEverywhere
BDSM Poems, Volume 3
Let's Use Free Speech to Ponder Hemorrhoids
How to Express Gratitude
These are mostly vanity press paperbacks.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-06-10 So its a case of performance art / madness, with no discernible agenda?
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-06-10 https://www.amazon.com/Free-Speech-Bangs-Anita-Sarkeesian/dp/15301 26096
Mr. Free Speech Stud Bangs Miss Anita Sarkeesian
by Andrew Bushard
18+ Adults only: This short sequel (27 pages) to The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian gets even raunchier than the book it follows. This erotic short story describes the sexual relationship between Andrew and Anita. Our heroes have both vanilla and kinky sex. They also use their maverick politics skills to overthrow the forces of evil. Along the way, they leak a sex tape of a certain Republican Presidential candidate and they enjoy a menage type experience with a certain famous YouTuber.
The Seduction of Anita Sarkessian has a terrible drawing of Anita masturbating on the cover. It doesn't look anything like her except for the hairstyle and the hoop earrings. She appears to have a baby arm.
http://tinyurl.com/ycvxj7o2
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-06-10 I just read the first couple of pages of "The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian". The grammar is terrible, but the style is kind of beguiling. It's written in the first person! If this guy had the decency, integrity and imagination to give his heroine a fictional name, I might actually buy the 99 cent Kindle version.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-06-11 I swear his book "The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian" has shown up in some context on here before, maybe in relation to Aurini (or however you spell it) and his crew? I can't find anything, though.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-06-11 "Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
So its a case of performance art / madness, with no discernible agenda?"
I think he's trolling but his trolling agenda is so esoteric and personal that it only means something to him.
Also he has a LOT of titles about autism and I don't think that's a coincidence, but it's not going to stop me laughing at him behind his back.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-06-11 I recently learned that Gary Numan was diagnosed with Asperger's later in life, which is proof positive that IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.
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Old_Zircon - 2018-06-08
Somehow I neglected to include the most important part of this submission, which is that this guy sent a handwritten (on lined notebook paper) business letter to my work asking us to stock his books.
I still have it in the official Old Zircon archives.
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