http://dayoopers.com/

That is a quality web site.

Also thanks for making me indirectly discover this:

https://www.discogs.com/Meat-Shits-For-Those-About-To-Shit-We- Salute-You/release/5452753

Yeah, they have their own roadside attraction now.

I don't know, but I can tell you that...

When you're climbing up a ladder
And you hear something splatter
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walking down the hall
And you hear something fall
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

People say it's gross
But it's really good on toast
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

Interesting. Thank you for expanding my understanding of the context it happens in, until now my knowledge was more focused on the basic mechanics:


Diarrhea, dirty diarrhea
Diarrhea, this is how it works:
First you eat a lot of meat
Then sit on the toilet seat
Open wide
Let it slide
Ooooooooh
(repeat)

You never slide into first so for the sake of accuracy we would say:

When you hit to first base
And you feel a sticky paste
Diarrhea

Or

When youre runnin up to first
And you feel a juicy burst
Diarrhea

Now for second you could shoehorn in the word 'peckin' but that sucks so you go:

When you run to second base
And you feel a juicy paste.
Diarrhea

Home is obviously Foam

Feel free to impress your friends, family and employer with this information