What I just don't get is why this thing needs an entire rotating head mechanism. Are people really so fucking lazy that you can't just put aside a finished drink pitcher and place a new one in? You gotta have a thing that takes up an entire kitchen counter so you can do three at once?

I SAID IT... I SAID IT FEELS LIKE I'M ON THE BEACH RELAXING WITH THREE COLD REFRESHING MARGARITAVILLE BRAND MARGARITAS!
...NO, A MARGARITA! THREE MARGA...
fucking thing...
THREE! MARGARITAS!

"Capability to create 6+ different drink types (margarita, daiquiri, colada, mudslide, mojito, smoothie)"

So everything Jimmy Buffet slaps his name on sucks. Nice.

$500 RETAIL???? Sweet jesus, fuck that noise.... You can buy a good Ninja blender or something for, like, 1/4th of that.

IT'S WHEESPER QUIET!!

This video really freaked out our cat.