He actually has a translator in his ear, someone is translating it to Chinese and then back to English and it actually makes a fuckton more sense that way.
It's like writing a speech for a 6 year old to read.
You COULD put a lot of effort into it, but 90% of the time he'll get bored after 3 sentences and start talking about cartoons or toys.
Trump inspires the kind of faith and devotion from his staff that any pathetic career middle-manager does by spouting off drek from management self-help books.
He's just wondering the whole time, "Will this speech be recorded for posterity, like in that book of Hitler's speeches I used to keep by the bedside?"
I once read somewhere (ON THE INTERNET!) that Hitler refused to read anything more than a page long. So, he pretty much ran his side of WWII on one-page Cliff's Notes.
I'm sure there's some comparision to be made with the Tweeter In Chief, but I'll leave that to others.
I read somewhere (maybe even before I got on the internet) that Hitler LOVED the Three Stooges more than almost anything and would watch them in his private screening room every chance he got.
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