Like listening to someone in a gymnasium with a lisp explain something from 20 feet away.

Teledildonics is always 5 star material.

I already envision a weird subculture of camgirls that use this thing to broadcast strokes to the masses of basement dwellers.

Someone actually built a Fufme?

I want to buy both and use them on myself at the same time.

Development of this technology will make it so AIs in robots want to rape things because they will know simulated pleasure.

So... if someone does a man-in-the-middle attack to a session, is it rape, and how would you know until you look at the logs? MY GOD! This could be worse than catfishing! Somebody save the virgins!

On that note, it's long time we re-investigate the whole definition of virgin. For the sake of blood-offerings to ancient bastards, does the physical purity mean jack when the sacrificee has every flavor of fetish porn on tap?