jesus, vacuum your fucking floor

Kitty just wants some love, asshole.

He isn't exercising because he is a highly evolved virus who feeds on deadweight like you two homos.

Kitty likes the feeling of the rough treadmill against his face. It reminds him of his mother.

No, idiots, you're supposed to support the animal so only its feet are on the treadmill.

someone was stoned

dunno, laser pointers are cheap, jus' sayin.

Contagious weed-born laughter.

There is no distinction between the laughter of the male and that of the female.