I was going to start with something about how Ireland, until very recently, was a mostly agrarian society. As in eastern Europe, the awkward rural-to-urban transition is quite noticeable. But then, when the camera panned around the room, I realized that the real story here is that this guy probably has a friend who calls himself his "agent" and that that agent, together with events planner at the care home, got together and did something quite inappropriate.

I blame everything else on Tiesto.

What's more likely is that it's a sit down live bands folk session, and this guy was the DJ between sets. They probably expected it to be just like it is, and did it for the craic, some people, especially the Irish, have a warped sadistic sense of humour.

What I like most is that his clapping isn't in time with the music, which kinda leads me to believe this is fake, in which case, ignore the above statement. If it is the real music, his clapping is hilariously shit.

My mind is completely fried rite naow.

Air horn everything

What's the point of big noise-cancelling headphones if you're not going to wear them?

The only thing missing is a piano key tie and a copy of "Ghost Town".