This better not affect slime eel prices.

Oh god the bulldozer.

Ugly little spuds, aren't they.

日本鰻

Finally something to combat the rampant snakehead menace!

For those of you (like me) who had never heard of "slime eels", these things are also known as hagfish. Yes, *those* hagfish. The disgusting primitive spineless eel things.

And here's a fun mental image, courtesy of wikipedia:

"the inshore hagfish, found in the Northwest Pacific,[27] is valued as food in Korea. The hagfish is kept alive and irritated by rattling its container with a stick, prompting it to produce slime in large quantities. This slime is used in a similar manner as egg whites in various forms of cookery in the region."

Bon appetit!

"...dumping its load onto several cars and the highway..."

https://youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w

Now that's what I call a STICKY SITUATION.

That car looks so defiled.

Money shots of the elder gods.

I imagine there's a car fetishist in Japan who just had his wildest fantasy come to life.