Bulbed for all eternity.

I actually have had to use this thing for sinus headaches, Disgusting, but it works.

I prefer the little squeezebottle type, since there's less chance of asphyxiation.

drew's got a head for advertising, apparently. Also the trumpet part belongs to Neutral Milk Hotel!

Already great, but +1 for the song.

I can't tell if it's the song or the ending that makes this

amazing

Is this Stationary Tornado? I can't tell.

This is so entertaining, I don't even know what to say.

I have actually considered purchasing one of these in the past. Perhaps I will now.

Haha, I like the look of resigned misery near the end. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA PAL.

There's not enough suffering in contemporary art.

Eh. Spinnwebe did it first.

Everything about this is great.

Neti pots are a hit at parties.

The best laugh I've had all week. That's honest truth.

The song. Perfect happy strolling pace. I need to put this on repeat and carry around a boom box.