You just used evolution's reasoning to prove the existence of God. It doesn't work like that.

He doesn't understand birds' tongues. See http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/woodpecker/woodpecker.html

This just proves, god hates bugs - JUST LIKE ME!

"Could I stick my tongue down a hole in a tree?" Only if God intended it bub, sorry.

The skull-tongue thing was neat! Unique = God!

Ah, so the more ridiculous the tongue, the more intelligently it was designed? Got it.

Yay for argument from ignorance!

Not as convincing as non-slip and conveniently curved bananas I'm afraid.

I'd wager Dr. Martin blames the assholish nature of the Cuckoo on sin.

Well, I certainly can't answer that question; therefore, god did it!

I love it when they toss out faith for warped science. Way to miss the point of your own theology,

Perhaps Monty Python is God!

Well done, for the pack of lies it is.

Ignorance is bliss.

Yeah, cause if evolution were true, all the woodpeckers would strangle themselves and die.

Wait, what? No they wouldn't you hack.

so God wants my uncle's house to get bird damage?