StanleyPain  - 2017-08-25
Man, I hate when you need salt for something and you forgot to get the salt, so you have to go get the salt.
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jfcaron_ca - 2017-08-25 Yeah it'd be much more efficient if I could finger my phone for a bit, then grab a tiny plastic tray with a predefined amount of salt in it to pour onto my food.
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cognitivedissonance - 2017-08-25
I hate it when smalt gets in my MALK.
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SolRo - 2017-08-25
Ideas you thought up as a kid but realized we're dumb a couple minutes later.
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Bort - 2017-08-25
"What is my purpose?"
"You dispense salt."
"... Oh my god."
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2017-08-25
Poes law in effect. Genuine or clickhole parody.
ps. They should spruce it up by adding 5 or 6 more functions, pencil sharpener etc.
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StanleyPain - 2017-08-25 It's real, but it's only an indiegogo proposal. I doubt it will actually get funded.
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Killer Joe - 2017-08-25
"Ugh, Randy brought his smalt to the bbq again. And he wants to talk about his smalt. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, RANDY!"
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Robin Kestrel - 2017-08-25
Jesus, give it a grinder and a rotating magazine for three or four kinds of salt, at least.
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Cena_mark - 2017-08-25 It doesn't need that. It's smart, interactive, and will disrupt the salt dispenser industry.
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cognitivedissonance - 2017-08-25 The bubble is soon to pop, and this will be the Pets.com of the fall.
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betamaxed - 2017-08-27
Quote from my african american wife: "What the fuck? Do white people not know how to use a salt shaker?"
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The Mothership - 2018-01-09
Use Smalt to signal to your mate that you are receptive to relations. Use Alexa to indicate to Smalt to indicate to your mate that you are prepared for relations.
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