Turning every conversation into a war between authoritarian sympathizers of dumb political philosophy A vs. authoritarian sympathizers of dumb political philosophy B is the only advertising campaign in human history that I think lives up to what people think advertising is capable of. Politics is the only product capitalism produces now, it holds a monopoly, and only pretends to compete with itself, just like milk brands, toothpaste brands, eyeglasses brands, and every other monolithic producer who multibrands to give the illusion of an open market.
Like, don't mess with the syrup cartels - they punish syrup rustlers up there in Canada by tying them to a chair and forcing them to watch those lousy old cartoons based on "For Better or For Worse".