The best they can do is a LEAKY faucet?

"Hey, hey, I think someone else wants to have a look!"

Turns off the monitor.

Atari800 was my first ever "computer". The most amount of Basic programming I ever did on them was debugging all of the games I transcribed from gaming magazines. I swear none of those they printed got any sort of testing prior to publishing.

Atari went all out to market this stuff and you can see that in all they did just to get the art right for each of the games published:
https://www.polygon.com/2014/3/26/5482198/the-art-of-atari-a-c elebration-of-game-packagings-golden-age

COME ON PAC-MAN LETS GET EM ARRRGH GRANNY WANTS BLOOD!!