I wish I could give it 12 stars.

This is the one thing I clearly remember from my childhood.

Crazy steel drum solo.

What Urburos said

I remember thinking that there would one day be a pinball game this cool.

This has been stuck in my head for twenty goddamn years.

The Boards Of Canada/"Aquarius"-esque number mashups just add to the existing trippiness.

I didn't do Sesame Street or other edutainment much as a kid, but this is still fucking awesome.

Maybe Lucifer himself could give this less than five stars.

Maybe.

Smelvin:

Ring ring! Hello, operator...get me the FAGET Police. We've got a situation here on PoETV.

You suck.