00:53
"Shut up, lady!"

"Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of shit."

This was just an updated variant of all of those guides form the 1940s and 50s where companies tried to encourage people to use their products to make all sorts of recipes - use our canned meat roll to whip up some delicious cucumber and salad dressing topped meat sheetcake, etc.