my 'naked butt' tag has finally spread it wings and flown...

I think its safe to say I now know what it feels like to have a child, raise that child, and watch them grow to become a self sufficient textile magnate or somesuch.

I don't know what this is, but if it became an olympic event, I'd tune in.

Stop staring at my son.

Nice butt.

He died.

Uh...okay then?

Nope, not watching that.