Meerkat - 2017-10-24
YOU BUILT THAT.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-10-25 The kind of epiphany where just a few hours later he voted to eliminate the ban on arbitration clauses in banking agreements.
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Sivak - 2017-10-24
It would be nice if Republican statesmen did more of this dissent before their political careers end.
Don't get me wrong, these flaming kamekaze attacks make for a hell of a spectacle. I'd just believe their sincerity more if they were made by men and women who still had a shot at election.
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badideasinaction - 2017-10-24 He's probably angling for a media job with his exit act being his pitch for being "centrist".
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That guy - 2017-10-24 Well, "centrist" or centrist.
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Bisekrankas - 2017-10-26 'prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral'
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StanleyPain  - 2017-10-24
TRUMP IS A THREAT TO ALL OF HUMANITY!!!
"Impeachment??? Whoa, let's not talk crazy here....."
Gutless fucks.
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Cena_mark - 2017-10-24 The only decent Republicans are those who are retiring.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-10-25 Number of times Jeff Flake voted against or in any other way opposed the Trump administration: 0
Odds that this speech will make it easier for him to get more lucrative consulting jobs after he leaves office: 100%
Number of times Jeff Flake voted in support of South African Apartheid: at least 1
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StanleyPain - 2017-10-26 Hah what a pussy. A day later and my joke fucking comes true. When asked about impeachment on TV he's all "Oh, that's unreasonable."
What a sack of shit. Against the wall with all Republicans as far as I'm concerned.
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OxygenThief - 2017-10-24
[enters Senate]
this is wrong
[takes seat]
should have been hearings!
[votes aye]
a shame
[leaves for fundraiser]
just awful
@SimonMaloy
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betamaxed - 2017-10-24
“I will take a stand against these issues by running away from them, do nothing to stop them, and retire comfortably while things get worse”
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-10-24
It was Election Night 2012, and Mitch McConnell was alone in his office, drinking Kentucky bourbon straight, nursing a bitter pain in his heart at the re-election of Obama.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and a puff of smoke. Satan appeared before Mitch McConnell in all his regal, evil glory.
"Mitch'" said the Devil, with a wicked, serpentine grin, "I know you've had a rough night, but I can fix it so that, in four years, the Republican Party will control the White House , the Senate, and the House of Representatives. All I ask in return for this good fortune is your soul. And the soul of the Republican Party. And the soul of America, in perpetuity to the end of time. "
McConnell leaned back at his desk, narrowed his eyes, and gave the Devil a hard look.
"That sounds good.", he said. "What's the catch?"
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-10-24 Adapted from a lawyer joke someone told me in a bar in 1998. It's amazing that I can remember anything from that night.
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That guy - 2017-10-24
take 'em
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That guy - 2017-10-24 that was supposed to be for JHMF
Where's the goddamn edit button gone to?
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-10-24 Seeing someone else fuck up the reply button for a change makes it feel like six stars instead of five.
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SolRo - 2017-10-25
Republicans finally went almost-full democrat; being in control of all branches of government an unable to pass any significant legislation.
All it took was electing as president the worst non-pedo*, non-genocidal human being they could find.
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Meerkat - 2017-10-25 Trump was the first pedo stalker his daughter ever had, and he would not have a problem with genocide as long as he wasn't being genocided.
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Old_Zircon - 2017-10-25 Listening to a really good interview with Ari Berman right now, in which he is explaining why this speech is actually a big victory for Trump ad will empower his administration more. It's a live stream, but I can link to it in a few hours.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-10-25 As uplifting and inspiring an experiences as that interview must be, I'm just going to assume that it's because it clears the way for a batshit crazy candidate who supports Trump, and hope that more batshit crazy is not what the GOP needs right now.
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Maggot Brain - 2017-10-25
We all know Pottery Barn rule "you break it, run!"
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SolRo - 2017-10-26
And right after he voted with the other republicans to protect financial institutions from class action lawsuits.
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