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This video fits this site's criteria, 1 star isn't an appropriate rating.

Blow it out your ass.

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fuck off

It gets worse and worse the longer you go. I made it about 5 but I was playing it at 1.5x speed.

I still haven't had the fortitude to watch it.

Hey, bone spurs are no laughing matter! Because of bone spurs, l had to stop wearing shoes from Payless! True story!

The rest of his life more than used up any real sympathy I could have for him but yeah, he is definitely not right.

Who the knows what goes on behind those puffy little eyes, but sometimes I imagine that he's suffering horribly. It's the nightmare where you didn't study for the big test, times a million.

He doesn't know what he's doing, and he doesn't dare tell anyone. All he can do is bullshit, like he's done all his life, but now he's being called on it.

The white guys with hate-boners still willfully force themselves to believe any crazy thing he says, because he "drives the liberals crazy", and because they refuse to let the liberals be right.

He's locked in. If he loses them, he's going to wind up on the wrong end of the boner. He's got to know that. He's never going to win the 60 per cent of Amercans who disapprove, so all he can do is keep throwing red meat to the jackals, and keep talking about his crazy wall.

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No matter what, trump is an egomaniac. and dumbasses gave him the biggest ego boost imaginable.

Instead of dying a minor celebrity with tons of leveraged debt "wealth" he is and will forever be known as a president of America.

I don't think he's smart enough to care that he's going to be known as the worst president. He just cares that he's now more important than he has ever been in his life.

He's probably perpetually high on his own endorphins from important people (the same people that he knows looked down on him) kissing his ass on an hourly basis.

THIS SUMMER

GET READY

FOR THE WRONG

END

OF THE BONER

a product of american democracy all restrictions apply void where prohibited by law

He is going to miss the right to his own celebrity once he's out of office and has less than nothing. An entity that is only a corporate brand totally public domained itself as a form of suicide.

I read that according to brain scans, gambling addicts get an endorphin rush even when they lose, which I think explains his ability to get off on his own colossal failures.

I am still asking Baby Jesus for the Russian pisstape pretty much daily, and feel like my future relationship to religion hinges on delivery.

I don't know meme, he's looking pretty haggard lately, do you really think he can make it another seven and a half years without a massive, fatal heart attack?

Had he been born poor or middle class he'd be the saddest salesmen at a Lexus dealership.

Had he been born poor or middle class he'd be the saddest salesmen at a shady used car dealership. No self-respecting Lexus dealership would let such a sleazeball sell their cars.

Trump's election is proof that God hates us.
Why does God hate us? Probably for electing Trump.