I think turtles are my favorite animal. So cute and useless.

This is clearly an allegory for my life. I am the tortoise; the tomato is David Hasselhoff.

That little savage drew blood. I saw it.

needs chomping noises, -1

The mere sight of that red dot offends me!

"I do not NEED your help, giant monkey...oh, wait, I guess I do..."

Cute. Turtles are especially funny when they chomp things. Good thing he finally got the sucker.

chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp DAMMIT WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME

More like the tortoise is Hasselhoff and the tomato is the cheeseburger.

How do these things ever make sauce for their pizza?

I would love to see exactly how far he would have followed that tomato

I'm pretty sure this also proves the existence of God.

Clearly Tokyo needs more spherical buildings.

Bonk. Bonk. munch munch. Bonk. Bonk.

Turtle has a licking problem.

That's beautiful.

That is adorable

I had a youtube video playing the diablo 3 trailer in the background. THAT TOMATO IS YOUR DESTINY, TURTLE!