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That guy - 2017-10-31

Jesus that sucks.

Coggy, gimmie your Cliff's Notes on this. Why is it so bad?


cognitivedissonance - 2017-10-31

Knott’s built a haunted attraction deliberately designed to appeal to the sort of people who post videos on YouTube about Haunted Attractions. In anybody else’s hands, this might have worked, except this is Knott’s Berry Farm, and they’re so shitty they have a rollercoaster called “Montezums’s Revenge”. They either don’t understand irony or exist in a dimension so infused with the Platonic ideal of Irony as a concept that we mere mortals can’t grasp it.


cognitivedissonance - 2017-10-31

Also this is built into the old Dinosaur Adventure building, and my sister once crawled out of the cart and went running around in the set and they had to shut it down while my dad went to find her. The animatronic dragon at the end was the tyrannosaurus in that ride.


spikestoyiu - 2017-11-01

Went to Knott's Berry Farm for the first time ever last summer and it was Not Good.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-11-01

Maybe I'm just wearing my nostalgia googles too tight but I remember really liking Knott's growing up. It wasn't as good as Six Flags Magic Mountain but it was way better than Disneyland. Of course, I haven't been there in a good 15 years.

Montezuma's Revenge was pretty rad when it was new but once they built rides like Wind Jammer (God rest its soul) Boomerang (I just found out it's gone now too, I remember riding it with my grandpa not too long before he died ;_;) it was rendered obsolete since both those rides had multiple loops, and all Montezuma's Revenge is is literally a single loop.

I am amazed that while the aforementioned rides (among several others I'm sure) are gone, Jaguar is still there after all these years. That thing always sucked, it was like the roller coaster for adults who are too pussyfied to ride a real coaster. I don't know anyone who ever liked it.


Smitty - 2017-11-02

If you think about Jaguar as a brisk monorail, it's not as bad.


garcet71283 - 2017-10-31

Someone should totally make a haunted house ride with the shtick is that it's a crappy haunted house ride...that's actually haunted/malfunctioning/homeless maniac living inside. Stuff like "operators" getting pulled into the mechanical bits (requisite gore of course) and you witnessing other "guests" disappearing/dying.


cognitivedissonance - 2017-10-31

FUN FACT: the homeless man's rant at the beginning is exact same as the original animatronic that lived in this room, an angry time machine inventor.


That guy - 2017-11-02

garcet, they should hire you.


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