take comfort in the fact that he still thought he'd win and the crushing disappointment he must be feeling.

This is Alabama. This is the heart of Dumbfuckistan. Trump went all out for this guy. They're saying that the Senate is now in play. Don't be cocky, but I think you should be happy for moment, or at least pardon me while I do a little fat white guy dance...

I haven't lived there for years, but from the texts and calls I've been getting, I really wish I was there for the party. Birmingham won that election, and they are going ham tonight.

The punchline is that Trump personally reviles Jeff Sessions, and this is just doubling down on that mistake.

And that's just... *sips coffee* ...that's just fine by me.

YEEEEE-AAAAHHH!!!!

dootdooo

Won't get fooled again!!!

I was sorely tempted to what That guy just did.

you support a party that supported a sex criminal

I'll have you know that I did not vote for Clinton.

The party you support gave money to an accused pedophile...oh shit, forgot this is you. supporting a pedophile is actually a core issue for you.

If that were true, I would've voted for Clinton.

oh fuck you. we swept virginia incl. a trans metal singer. your talking point is lame

The RepubliKKKlan party got what they deserved.

I'm just surprised that Caminante thinks abusing children is a sex crime.

MOM DAD STOP FIGHTING THIS IS KWANZAA

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Oh wow, the democrats won a blue state and narrowly beat a sex offender.

BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!

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